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Anak: “Pak, Kenapa sih making love itu enak banget?”
Bapak: “Wah, itu kayak sensasi waktu kamu ngupil pake jari kamu, Nak.”

Anak: “Trus, kenapa cewek lebih menikmatinya, Pak?”
Bapak: “Karena waktu kamu ngupil, yang kerasa paling enak khan hidung kamu dan bukan jari pada jari kamu.”

Anak: “Terus, kenapa cewek benci banget amit-amit jabang bayi kalo mereka diperkosa?”
Bapak: “Seperti kalo kamu di jalan ketemu orang asing, trus orang asing
itu pengen ngupilin hidung kamu pake jarinya dia… ngeselin khan?”

Anak: “Kenapa cewek nggak bisa/nggak mau gituan waktu mereka lagi datang bulan?”
Bapak: “Kalo hidung kamu berdarah, kamu masih pengen terus ngupil?”

Anak: “Katanya, semakin banyak sperma laki-laki yang keluar waktu orgasme, semakin besar kenikmatannya. Bener nggak sih, Pak?”
Bapak: “Semakin besar upil yang kamu dapet waktu ngorek, semakin puas nggak kamu?”

Anak: “Kenapa cowok nggak suka pake kondom waktu mereka making love?”
Bapak: “Kamu suka nggak ngupil pake sarung tangan?”

Anak: “Wahhh Bapak pinter banget deh… hehehe.”

Kesimpulan:
Buat yang belum married, kalo lagi pengen ML tapi ga ada penyaluran mending ngupil aja…!

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